1. Will anyone notice I haven't showered if I wear a cute hat?
2. When will I get to shower again?
3. Will I ever again get to use the bathroom without an audience?
4. What will be Madeleine's first memory?
5. Is it normal to be so paranoid of people? Especially that one neighbor family? And their children? .... and their truck?
6. If I dance in the middle of the day, and nobody sees me, am I still as uncoordinated as I think I am?
7. Will Madeleine's first memory be of my jiggling butt dancing around the apartment?
8. Will that also be her first public proclamation at a formal gathering with everyone I know and respect?
9. If I stick my hand in the food disposal to get that spoon out, it will be the one time it malfunctions and I will lose all my fingers.
10. Maddie will watch me bleed to death... from my hand.
11. That will be her first memory.
12. I wonder when I'll get to rest.
13. Or shower.